I'm only an angry feminist when you are a sexist asshole
Don't be a sexist asshole
More trees less assholes
Asshole for president - paid for by another rich asshole
I'm the nicest asshole you will ever meet
Oh I pissed you off? Suck it up buttercup I'm an asshole it's what I do
I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, gender ability or whatever. I base it on whether or not they're an asshole
I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender. I base it on whether they're an asshole or not
I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender. I base it on whether they're an asshole or not.
Only assholes kill lions
Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? Find out next week on "I think the fuck not"
I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck about your opinion
I'm not an asshole. I'm THE asshole and it's Mr. Asshole to you!
Stop asking why i'm an asshole I don't ask why you're so stupid
I'm an asshole so if you don't want your feelings hurt walk away
Stop asking why I'm an asshole, I don't ask why you're so stupid
This is my asshole antenna, you're coming in loud and clear
I try to do good in the world not out of fear for hell or reward of heaven, but because it feels better not to be an asshole
100% certified asshole - love me or hate me, either way you'll remember me
100% certified asshole man - love me or hate me either way you'll remember me